Monday, April 13, 2015

Spring Break Confessions

Me:  Does anyone have any good stories to share about their Spring Break?
Student:  I went to Florida and there were prostitutes working out of a hotel that I stayed in.
(silence)
(students laugh)
Me:  So, you went to Florida?  Oh, and you bought me a Civil War mug.  Did everyone see the mug that I got...
Student (interrupting):  Yea, but there were also prostitutes working and having breakfast at the Waffle House.
Me:  Well, that was something I didn't think I would hear today.

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