Careers

Me: Do you know what you want to do when you leave high school?
Male Student:  I want to be an engineer, but I hate Math.
(Silence)
Me:  Well, you need Math to be an engineer.
Male Student:  Yea, but I hate high school Math, I'll be really good at college Math.
Me:  College Math is tougher.
Male Student:  Yea, I'll be fine.  But I also think I'm going to be a masseuse on the side.  But, I'm not going to give massages to any dudes.
Me:  So, you're going to be an engineer that hates Math and have a massage parlor on the side that only has female clients?
Male Student:  Yea, cause I'm not going to feel up a dude during a massage.
(Silence)
Me:  That doesn't really happen.  Have you ever had a massage?
Male Student:  No, but there is a spa across the street from my house, so I've seen the building.
(Silence)
Me:  Well, it seems like you have it all figured out.