Special Day

Me (addressing the class):  "Tomorrow, lets make sure that we are prepared for class.  It's a special day and I want to make sure it is a good one."
Student #1:  "Why is tomorrow special?  Is it your birthday?"
Student #2:  "Is it your anniversary?"
(silence)
Student #3:  "Is it special because you are going to finally shower?"
(silence)
(I walk to the back of the room and give Student #3 a high-five)
(All students laugh)