Tasty

(Student #1 constantly asks questions that have no relevance to the lesson)
(Student #1 asking at least 10 of those questions)
Me:  "So, when your parents painted their house, did you have some of the wet paint?"
Student #1:  "No."
(silence)
Student #2:  "You know what?  I bet Student #1 dips a brush into paint and eats it like cake batter."
Student #1:  "I love cake batter!  Like when your mom bakes a cake and you dip the ladle in the batter and eat it."
(silence)
Student #2:  "Your mom makes cake with a ladle?"
Student #1:  "Yea...your mom doesn't?"
Student #2:  "Ummm no...she uses a spoon."
(silence)
Student #1:  "They aren't the same thing?"
Student #2:  "No."
Student #1:  "Oh.  Well maybe my mom uses a spoon.  I don't know.  English isn't my first language."
Student #2:  "You say that all the time.  That doesn't get you out of anything."