Sadness

Student #1:  "I had a good, ugly cry last night and I woke up today looking Asian."
(silence)
Student #2:  "I hate that.  Everyone asks you what's wrong the next day.  It's like, 'nothing!  I just had an ugly cry!'"
(silence)
Me:  "An ugly cry?  All cries are ugly."
Student #1:  "No they aren't.  Some are beautiful.  Like when you are watching P.S. I Love You and a lone tear runs down your face."
Student #2:  "Yea, that's beautiful and touching."
Student #1:  "Now, an ugly cry is when you are sick and watching Warrior and your cheeks get all puffy."
Student #2:  "Yep...and you wake up looking...Asian."