Thursday, September 26, 2013

Planning

(Most students in the room as the bell rings)
(About five student are not in the room)
(All five students walk in at the same time carrying food)
Student #1: (Yelling)  "IT'S RANDOM FOOD DAY!"
Me:  "What now?"
Student #2:  "IT'S RANDOM FOOD DAY!"
Me:  "Sure...what does that mean?"
Student #3:  "Well, we were at football practice yesterday and we decided that we wanted to have a RANDOM FOOD DAY in your room today.  Then, we put in on Twitter."
Me:  "Alright."
Student #4:  "We have a bag of Doritos, cider, donuts and chips without salsa."
(silence)
Student #5:  "We decided that you were either going to love RANDOM FOOD DAY or hate it but..."
Me:  "You didn't care...either way you were going to bring all this in?"
Student #5:  "Exactly."
Me:  "Got it."
(All five students walk around the room passing out napkins and cups to all students and share the random collection of food.)
Student #4:  "It would have been better if we had salsa, but someone's a jerk and wouldn't go buy it."
Student #5:  "Sorry, we didn't have any at my house and I'm not spending money on RANDOM FOOD DAY."
Me:  "Okie dokie.  You can have your random food day, but can you stop yelling RANDOM FOOD DAY?"
(silence)
Student #1:  "We planned it with the yelling."

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