(Most students in the room as the bell rings)
(About five student are not in the room)
(All five students walk in at the same time carrying food)
Student #1: (Yelling) "IT'S RANDOM FOOD DAY!"
Me: "What now?"
Student #2: "IT'S RANDOM FOOD DAY!"
Me: "Sure...what does that mean?"
Student #3: "Well, we were at football practice yesterday and we decided that we wanted to have a RANDOM FOOD DAY in your room today. Then, we put in on Twitter."
Me: "Alright."
Student #4: "We have a bag of Doritos, cider, donuts and chips without salsa."
(silence)
Student #5: "We decided that you were either going to love RANDOM FOOD DAY or hate it but..."
Me: "You didn't care...either way you were going to bring all this in?"
Student #5: "Exactly."
Me: "Got it."
(All five students walk around the room passing out napkins and cups to all students and share the random collection of food.)
Student #4: "It would have been better if we had salsa, but someone's a jerk and wouldn't go buy it."
Student #5: "Sorry, we didn't have any at my house and I'm not spending money on RANDOM FOOD DAY."
Me: "Okie dokie. You can have your random food day, but can you stop yelling RANDOM FOOD DAY?"
(silence)
Student #1: "We planned it with the yelling."
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