Monday, September 23, 2013

Classic Post #18

From December 8, 2012:

Student: "Mrs. A, sometimes when I want to get out of a test, I tell the teacher that I have explosive diarrhea. Isn't that clever?"
(silence)
Me: "Clever? That is not the word I was thinking."

(silence)
Student (looking puzzled): "You aren't going to tell my teachers are you?"
Me: "No...your secret is safe."

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