Goat Lotion

(Student #1, just woke up from a nice nap during the movie, Uncle Tom's Cabin)
(Student #2, left notebook open on my desk)

Student #1:  "I just spit all over my hand."
Me:  "Because you were napping and drooling?"
Student #1:  "No, I use it as moisturizer."

(Student #1 then gets up and sits down next to my desk)
(Student #1 puts head down into notebook of Student #2 and begins to eat their homework)

Me:  "What are you doing?"
(Student #1 does not answer and keeps eating paper)
Me:  "You are going to stop doing that now."
(I grab the notebook and close it)
Me:  "Did you just eat that homework...like a goat?!"

(silence)

Other Student (saw what happened):  "I can say, that probably isn't the oddest thing that Student #1 has ever done."

(silence)

Student #2:  "My homework has teeth marks on it."
Me:  "Yes...yes it does."
Student #2:  "Do I have to rewrite it?"