Monday, February 4, 2013

Everybody Poops Vol. 2

Me (addressing a student walking in late):  "Ummmmm...why are you tardy?"
Late Student:  "I was in the bathroom."
Me:  "Alright, let's try to be on..."
Other Student (interrupting me):  "He was pooping."
Me:  "I needed much less information than that.  Please do not feel you must share those things with me.  Also, I don't understand why you know what he was doing in the bathroom."
Other Student:  "Oh, I know he was pooping.  He had a burrito at lunch.  Those things make you poop."

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