Spring Break

Student #1:  "Mrs. A, where are you going for Spring Break?"

Me:  "Florida."

Student #2:  "Me too!  I will totally see you there!"

Me:  "Wow!  I sure hope so!  But, you have no idea where I am going in Florida."

Student #2:  "Yes I do.  I had a tracker placed on you so that I can follow you around."

(silence)

Me:  "Well...that just took an odd turn."