Wack-A-Nana

Male Student (in front of the entire class):  "So, my grandma taught me how to be a man."
(silence)
Me:  "Ok..."
Male Student:  "Yea, we used to slap each other."
Me:  "You hit your grandmother?"
Male Student:  "She told me to!"
(silence)
Male Student:  "Seriously!  She'd say, 'Let's play hit for hit.'"
Me:  "And you didn't say, 'No, you're my grandma.'?"
Male Student:  "Well...no.  But, she'd slap me right?  Like right across the face.  And then I would just slightly hit her back.  Then she would put her hand like back behind her head and come all the way back around and slap me."
(silence)
Male Student (continuing):  "So...then I would slap her back."
(silence)
Male Student (continuing again):  "Yea, and she would put a rubber band around my hand and snap it super hard."
(silence)
Me:  "So, you slapped her?"
Male Student (disgusted):  "NO!...Not that time."