Automobiles

Student #1 (to Student #2):  "Dude, your car looks like it was pulled out of my butt."
(silence)
Student #2:  "Mrs. A totally heard you."
(silence)
Student #1:  "No she didn't and it doesn't change the fact that your car looks like it was pulled out of my butt."
(silence)
Me:  "So, you're saying he has a crappy car?"
(silence)
Student #2:  "No...it's just ugly."