Sticker

(Students bring in food for another RANDOM FOOD DAY)
Student #1:  "Who brought in Cracker Jacks?  I love those!"
Student #2:  "Me too!  I found the prize!"
(Student holds up the prize)
Me:  "What is the prize?"
Student #1:  "A condom?"
(silence)
Me:  "Really?  You think the condom is the prize in a bag of Cracker Jacks?"
(silence)
Student #1:  "Yea."
Me:  "Why would they do that?  Seriously."
(silence)
Student #2:  "For protection?"