Date Night

(Student walks in and begins to speak with no introduction)
Student:  "So, my cousin asked me out again."
Me:  "What now?"
Student:  "My cousin asked me out again."
Me:  "Your cousin has asked you out before?"
Student:  "Yes.  All the time."
(silence)
Me:  "What did you say when he asked you out?"
Student:  "I said no.  He's a total loser."
(silence)
Me:  "And related to you."
(silence)
Student: "Well...yea."