Wanted-Dead or Alive

Students were assigned a female spy during the Civil War.  They were expected to create a "wanted" poster for that spy.  Included in their poster had to be the name of the woman, her crimes, where she could be hiding, the amount of money given for the reward and who to contact if she is found. 


In case you cannot read the writing, below is a transcribed version of the text on the poster.  All words are spelled and phrased exactly as the original copy:

Location - Brother island NY
Contact - Cthulu, the giant spaggeti monster, pope of dope
(skeleton picture with her dog, Deohgi [pronounced d-o-g])
Crimes - spelling errors, fasle knots, catskinning, moonshining, skydiving w/o parachute, bear genocide, the reason saber tooth tigers died, breaking space/time rules, and killing a waterbear and a guy
Reward - 26 blades of grass, 8 small houses, 30 types of string cheese, immortality, turducken, mcqanquebanque, loincloth, mattoth skull, 6 snake sheds and a free car wash at fast eddies