Student #1(walking up to my desk): "Mrs. A, when you asked me to write a brief biography about myself, I was going to write, 'likes to poop'...but I thought that was inappropriate."
Me: "Sure...so, if I heard you right, you did NOT say that you like to poop on a questionaire given to you by your teacher?"
Student #1 (now in their seat): "Right...but, you didn't have to ask me in front of the whole class. It was just for your information. Me liking to poop. That was just for you to know."
Me: "Oh...sorry, thanks for letting me know."
Student #2: "I'd like to weigh in on this...who doesn't like to poop? You can sit there on your phone playing Temple Run 2, listen to some classical music and relax."
Me: "Good to know...we will be moving on now."
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