(Student enters the room before school starts and begins talking right away. They gave no introduction to this story.)
Student: “So, my dad told me that there was a naked carny on a roof. The owner of the house shot at him 5 times and didn’t hit him. Then, he peed and pooped in the house, like on the floor, and violated the vacuum cleaner.”
Me: “What?”
Student: “In Florida, a carny was naked on a roof…”
Me: “No, I get that, do you know this guy? Is this a start of a joke?”
Student: “No, it was on the news.”
Me: “This story was on the news. So, you are not related to the naked guy.”
Student: “Naked carny…in Florida.”
Me: “Right, naked carny. You are not related to him?”
Student: “No, my sister told me go to school today and let all my teachers know the story.”
Me: “Alright…well, tell your sister, mission accomplished.”
Student: “Ok, she will be excited.”
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